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Found this flash thing on the internet somewhere, is pretty crazy. The most accurate description I can come up with is a drunk Carina Eastwood in bubble land.

Check it out...

If anyone can come up with a more accurate description, please let me know.

BTW, amusingly, you can move the girl with your mouse, try clicking on her and dragging her around.

Just goes to show - you can do anything with a computer. Apparently the 'big mouth' photo below is what Brad Pitt actually looks like. Ay up Moe, there's hope for you yet!

Saturday, 2nd December 2006: Leicester City 1 - 4 Sheffield Wednesday

Check out the third goal from Glenn Whelan, it's ridiculous!!!

Some friends and I are going skiing in January. The date is fast approaching and I am starting to get a bit worried. I have never been skiing before, and can't help thinking that Mr Potter & co. are going to banter me into doing something stupid, like killing myself. It's a good job that insurance premiums aren't competency based!

I fear that the loss of my life would be too much for poor Grace to take. She's mentally unstable as it is; pursuing odd activities like smelling the inside of her nose, and knitting. I'm putting this down to the stresses of living in London with a soap opera and X-factor obsessed, semi scouse thing. I think she must be suffering withdrawal symptoms from 4 years of Sky Sports.

Anyway, if anyone could give me any tips on how to not die when skiing, please get in touch.

Have you ever seen a police dog? They are massive!

I was in London on Friday evening and there were these two guys being arrested at Euston tube station. It was pretty dramatic! Anyway, the police had brought a dog down for some reason. I could not believe how big it was, probably waist height.

I reckon that the police have been producing GM German Shepherds. Soon they'll perfect their techniques, and we'll start seeing dogs as big as houses. If you do anything wrong, they'll just get the beasts round for dinner; then they can use your house as a kennel. Why not? We do live in Blair's police state after all. It's just like those chickens that Alan Partridge talks about.

I know I said I would cut down on the videos, but this is too funny for words. Nuff said.

Thanks to the 'If it's not from Yorkshire...' Facebook group for this.

I promise that not every post I make is about some video, but this is very funny. Maybe it shows how bored I am, got nothing to talk about but funny videos that I find on the internet.

The video shows Robin Williams' explanation of the origins of golf.

I thought this was cool so decided to show it here. Not quite sure what is happening, but it is actually plasma.